Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Future Headlines

November 3, 2005: "Hussein 'Not Guilty' of Crimes Against Humanity"

November 5, 2005: "Hussein Vows to Find 'the Real Dictators/Genocidal Maniacs'"

December 10, 2005: "After Exhaustive Search, Hussein Confirms 'the Real Dictators Aren't Lurking in Any of France's Fine Hotels or Eateries.'"