Monday, June 07, 2004

I'm an Environmentalist

Isn't Harry Knowles the least bit concerned that he's using up an unfair share of the world's supply of exclamation points? Based on the figures I made up just now, he'll have depleted 95% of our worldwide exclamation reserves by the year 2050. Why can't Greenpeace and Roland Emmerich do something about that problem? Maybe some slick Hollywood blockbuster where the empire state building is destroyed by a lack of emphasis in people's speech patterns.