Sunday, June 06, 2004


To: Gutter-punk I encountered at the market today
From: Russell Dale Wardlow
Date: June 6, 2004
Re: Public ettiquette

You have two choices, my dear:
  1. Take a shower, or,
  2. Stay on Telegraph Ave. with the rest of the bums, drug-addicts, pandhadlers and associated non-bathers
Please get back to me with your decision by 5 p.m.

Respectfully submitted,
Russell Wardlow