Friday, June 18, 2004

Stay Out of Her Bush(es)

"Look, I just want them to stay the hell off my property. It's about my privacy, don't you get it? I'm perfectly willing to work out a compromise, like, for instance, letting them watch while I have sex with a donkey and deepthroat an 18-inch glass dildo. I'm down with that. But I absolutely draw the line at someone hiking in my back yard. Just the thought makes me feel so violated."