Sunday, June 06, 2004

Things That Make Me No Longer Feel So Bad About Going Bald

Commercials for Women's Rogaine.

Yikes. At least I can shave my head and get that not-entirely-unpleasant Mr. Clean look. What can the ladies do? All's I figure they got up their sleeve is shooting for a Lieutenant Ilia thing, which has doubtful utility. Even if they could pull it off (a nontrivial problem in and of itself - she was a national beauty queen), they'd then only be appealing to Trekkies, and possibly only Trekkies who liked Star Trek: The Motion Picture, an idiotic subset of socially maladjusted nerds.