Thursday, June 17, 2004

We the Undersigned...

...are talking out of our ass.

Bruce, they need you.
On September 1, the Republicans will be hold their convention in New York City and will nominate George Bush for President. Many people will see this event as it will be broadcast on all the major television networks. However, an opportunity exists at that time to make it clear to Americans that they can choose an alternative to George Bush.
Well thank goodness they're providing an alternative to Bush. I'm assuming, of course, that the election in November has been summarily cancelled, because why else would they feel the need to provide an alternative when the traditional, obvious means of voicing one's dissatisfaction with a sitting president was still in place? I mean that would just be stupid.