Thursday, June 24, 2004

Wherein Our Intrepid Hero Makes Stuff Up Because He's Bored

So I was thinking about the Olsen twins (in a completely legal manner... and yes, as a matter of fact I do have a lot of free time; how did you know?), and I figure I have the whole anorexia thing figured out.

It's clear to me now that one of them is feeding on the lifeforce of the other, in a vampiric, or possibly... body snatchers type way.

I mean, twins can do that, right?