Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Captioneering


"Hmmm, now let's see here... got all his fingers and toes... responds to external stimuli normally... Well this just won't do. This kid hasn't got a single birth defect! What the hell am I supposed to tell the jury? That he's retarded? All babies act like they're retarded, for Christ's sake! Babies are fucking stupid. That's why they're just babies!"


"Try the caviar. It's top notch!"