Tuesday, July 06, 2004

My Allowed Bigotry of the Week

Wherein I make prejudiced pronouncements regarding subjects of which my personal attributes make me unassailable:

"All lawyers are dirty fucking liars and bloodsuckers, therefore John Edwards is a dirty fucking liar and bloodsucker."

Tune in next week when I call someone a "stupid wop dego," or perhaps a "filthy kilt-wearing sheepfucker."