Saturday, July 17, 2004

With Popular Appeal to a Multitude of Demographics

I'm quite sure that this new fad will be catching on soon across the nation amongst such diverse groups as women, men who are gay, men who are gay but don't know it, men who are gay but are in the closet, men trying to make women think they're gay so they can seem more attractive and then "discover" they're only bi, and men who are just gay (you know, not homosexual, but just like, totally gay, man).